Vegetarians
Give me a break. You’re not going to eat meat anymore. You’re just going to sit around the house playing free online games and eating cheese doodles? You’re not going to couple them with a big, fat beef frank with kraut and mustard? Give me a break! What? Are you going to go to a baseball game and just eat peanuts? You gotta get over it. You’ve got no gas in the tank if you’re not munching on some poor, cute animal’s leg or something. You’re not a rabbit! You’re a rabbit eater! How about this . . . Don’t eat meat anymore. Fine. While you’re taking in a flick at home or fooling around online, just drink blood. Nice, healthy blood. Any animal you’d like! There’s a happy medium!